Story: Hillbilly talks as he pleases, dresses as he can, drinks moonshine when he get it. Hillbilly does not know any artificial substitutes. He is too dumb to know that. When he makes burgers, he makes them like they used to be made.
He might not be a rocket scientist, but he makes fucking good burgers. Hillbilly do not know any artificial flavour, substitutes. They are too dumb to know that. They make burgers like they used to be made.